I feel that this week is a good list-making week. I love making lists. It is one of my favorite church past-times. If you are not a list maker, then you will either be bored (aka you are boring) or you are about to change your mind.
I would like to say that my lists are productive, like To-Do lists, or Things-I-am-Grateful-For lists, but usually they are lists of Awesome-Things-I've-Done-In-My-Life or the Pros-And-Cons-of-Being-a-SuperHero or Things-I-Would-Like-To-Do-To-People-I-Hate. Ergo the following.
Things which are too hyped-up:
All things organic
Academia
Non-conformists
Global warming
Islam
Morals
Poofs
Most bestselling books
Equality
Comparing things to the Vietnam War
Snow sports
Anything written by Dan Brown
Helping other nations
Everything “Going Green”
Things that deserve more praise:
Korean rice
Vikings
Mexicans who speak English in America
Finding good produce in Utah
Capitalism/America/Productivity/being smart
Irish drinking songs
Spies
Europeans - because over there everybody wins and, at the same time, everybody loses. It's really nice.
Winking
My cooking
People abducted by extra terrestrials
Shoe sales at Nordstrom
Mitt Romney’s jawline
Did I miss anything?
5 comments:
um everybody wins/loses in Europe and capitalism on the same list- is that possible?
and that is truly sick that you are checking out romney's jawline. seriously.
what is a poof?
and why are america/being smart written like that? i know too many stupid americans.
amen to the global warming.
you should add: movies that are actually good to your list of things that need more hype. having said that: go see once. really.
I love it Tara, I agree with your lists
Poofs is the slang term for homo in England. Remember Gob and his Poof magazine, mistaken for the Poof Jerry who filed a lawsuit?
And that is why I put being smart on the list - it should be praised more. Also, I have Once on my To-See movie list. I hear it has a great soundtrack too.
i knew the gob poof scene. . .i guess i thought it was something that was literally more poofy.
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